Week #14 – Disaster Strikes

Yes there have been some severe nail art setbacks, significant breakages. But now I have set the standard of honesty I am soldiering on and letting you grimace at process. The dream is now long square tips like KID SISTER. Here’s some short, some medium, mostly kinda square, raggedy cuticles…eugh it’s basically a war zone.

This was achieved with a lurid yellow base, then Barry M ‘Dazzle Dust’ and ‘Fine Glitter Dust’ in blue and pink. Then white zig zags with a gloopy old striping brush, and gold glitter applied to blobs of wet nail varnish and scruffily circled in eyeliner. Apply a coat of Seche Vite, and despair.

4.9/10

They are kind of fun, and the housemates are into them, but the disparity in nail lengths and sloppy execution really holds this one back.

A bad week.

Dark times.

Enough to make you want to go back to writing about Lana Del fucking Rey.